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   Rebel Researcher 49 sits in an office looking at charts of behavior
   patterns of cell cultures influences by varying patterns of
   electromagnetic radiation.
   Rebel Researcher 49: "Oh, this work is so interesting, but I'm working
   for an evil mastermind! At least the work is not complete. This means I
   can continue it for now without it being used to enslave and mutilate
   swathes of helpless human beings, and it is so engaging!"