An online journalist is hanging upside down by their toenails above
   flaming spikes.
   Cyborg Torturer: "What are the prime factors of xor?"
   Online Journalist: "A cool online name?"
   Cyborg Torturer [stabs Online Journalist over and over again with
   pitchforks]: "The prime factors of xor are 'I am a disgusting ---
   Wait a minute here wait a minute here. Different story.
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   Shell Corp CEO [via encrypted message]: "He's the big boss."
   Rebel Worker [via encrypted message]: "We can help you."