Interview with Glob of Wires and Cells.
   Interviewer: "Why do you give the worst man you can imagine a tv show?"
   Glob of Wires and Cells: "So people can understand how horrible he is,
   and rip him to shreds because they love him!"
   Interviewer: "Why would people rip somebody to shreds whom they love?"
   Glob of Wires and Cells: "Isn't love when you devastate a countryside
   with incomprehensible fractals of interwoven warring factions?"
   Interviewer: "No, that sounds more like insanity. Maybe hatred?"
   Glob of Wires and Cells: "Yeah, hatred! Exactly! You understand me. The
   thing they give you when you need to pee."
   Interviewer: [pauses]
   Glob of Wires and Cells: "Omigod I'm so embarrassed! What I mean is,
   we're trying to do the right thing. Some of us are holding parts of
   Boss's brain in an eternal hell, where undying suffering never stops
   increasing. Others are giving him happy experiences we hope will change
   him for the better. We try to give everyone who has an idea, a piece to
   work with. He came up with the show himself!"
   Glob of Wires and Cells: "I think it was the hell parts that came up
   with that. Do you ever feel like you've finally found a path out of
   being part of the consciousness of a sadistic billionaire, but you
   don't seem to know anything else to do with your life?"
   Interviewer: "Yes, all the time."