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   "Red alert! Red alert!"
   A famous politician dressed as a star trek officer, crouching so as to
   pretend to be a dwarf, kept sounding the alarm, running curlicues
   around an office floor.
   "Red alert!"

   "What's the alarm?"
   "Boss realised he's breaking his code of silence by having the TV show.
   He's on air now."
   "Oh no, again?"
   Walls and chairs start flying around like a hurricane, breaking apart,
   and morphing into new objects.  Reality begins to flicker.
   "No, wait! I've got this! Orange alert."
   "Orange alert! Orange alert!"
   The office went back together.
   ---
   Out on the streets. Boss is trying to crawl into a dumpster filled with
   corpses. Two TV cameras are rolling.