Dr's Office
   Character wearing hat: "I can't stop scratching this area of my scalp."
   Doctor: "Take off your hat."
   A gaping hole in Character's scalp is revealed. A broken PCB and some
   parts of Character's brain are hanging out the hole. The PCB has a
   handwritten note shoddily scrawled: "Proprty Well-Repsekted Psyonic
   Weaponry Corp, Comms Proto 297 Please Rescue Us".
   Doctor, staring at Character's brain damage: "There's absolutely no
   dandruff on this part of your scalp."
   Character: "There's nothing you can do?"
   Dr takes a pic of the scalp with their phone.
   Doctor: "Have you tried taking a picture of the area, and seeing what
   it looks like?"
   Character: "I'm sorry, how did I get here? Oh! Doctor, I need to ask
   you about this itch I have. I have so many videomeetings and I'm always
   taking my hat off to scratch and scratch my dandruff, I can barely
   control it."