I sent this again at 12:50a today, but again only to myself: These posts from Feb 2 don't appear on this thread for me, I may have only sent them to myself: Boss tries to mind control a child to murder the barista so that coffee will be delivered faster. A rebel worker walks over to boss. Researcher: "Sorry, are you trying to order coffee?" Boss [mumbling, habitually]: "Corpse em and find a new one if the flavor's not black enough ..." Researcher: [takes cigar] "Are you trying to order coffee?" Boss [surprised]: "Sorry? What are you talking about? Give me my cigar!" Boss holds out his hand for the cigar and turns away. Somebody's dog breaks off their leash, lunging at the barista. A street journalist tackles the dog, stopping them.