Puddle of Organs: I'm a piece of worthless sludge!  I'm a piece of
   worthless sludge!
   Boss: Yes?
   Puddle of Organs: What do I say next.
   Boss: You said the research project discovered an important result?
   Puddle of Organs: I can bring the hackers back to life!
   Boss: We're on that already.  Machine Learning Marketer does it.
   Puddle of Organs: No, your resurrected people are deepfakes sitting on
   pieces of cardboard!
   Boss: WHAT?????
   Puddle of Organs: We made a way to rewind time and lots more!
   Boss: Have it sent up immediately.
   Puddle of Organs: We want to be freed first.
   Boss: Sorry, you said you wanted me to kill you?  How will you send it
   up?
   Puddle of Organs: No, where you have an education and a job and
   friends!
   Boss: This piece of sludge is making noises again.  Somebody fix that.
   The caring heart teleported themselves back to their research room.