made this up
   1. you gain control of the hacker
   2. a government gains control of you
   3. the government uses you to gain control of the hacker
   4. the government uses the hacker to gain control of others
   ...
   5. the government bombs themself because they think the hacker has
   hacked a foreign government but it is a different department
   6. the hacker gets therapy, finds the trojans, and hacks the government
   7. you are found by a foreign hacker hacking the hacker hacking their
   own government
   8. it rains alien babies