Thinking of email signatures ...
   Idea: (note the information I have is not the silly stuff I post to the
   list)
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   I have information on criminal operations but was abused giving me
   dissociative flashbacks when I try to convey it to authorities.
   Similarly, I avoid therapists who could help me.  When I am
   hospitalized, there is no therapist, nobody to talk to about these
   things.  Please, talk with me about what I experienced.  If I don't
   respond with excitement and keep talking with you until we reach
   authorities, then either out communications are being intercepted or I
   am having another dissociative flashback.