317984: "Is it incredibly important that we pretend to be mind
   controlling you after you wake up?"
   A red light starts blinking on 317984's forehead.
   Larry: "317984, your intrusion detection is going off."
   317984: "Damnit!"
    Mind Control Victim: "This is very frightening.  You're going to kill
   me, I know it.  I'm calling the police.