Fictional Anonymous: "My name is Fictional Anonymous, and I'm a
   slaveowner."
    All: "Welcome, Fictional Anonymous."
    "How did you become a slaveowner, Fictional Anonymous?"
    Fictional Anonymous: "My boss was worried about the Anonymous popular
   hacking group, and hired me to sway people in a different direction.
   Now I'm pretending to be a huge gang of hackers, all on my own, and
   crowds of people are following me."