317984: "My name is 317984, and I'm a slaveowner."
    All: "Welcome, 317984."
    "How did you become a slaveowner, 317984?"
    317984: "About four months ago the local drone hive sent cyborgs to my
   place, kidnapped me, installed control circuitry and augmentations, and
   let me free.  Now I can barely do anything but spread the borg."
    Everyone claps.  317984's neighbors give them hugs.