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   A middle manager running for senate with a floating bb gun swapping
   places with them every now and then did a backflip over a flaming keg
   of water at their local public library.
   "I'm gonna break your server logs so hard, you start breaking server
   logs how I want you to for the rest of your life!" the librarian said
   to the middle manager's toothbrush.
   A homeless woman missing a leg was staring zombie-like at the source
   code to the linux kernel on a public computer.  Upon hearing the
   librarian and the middle manager make their noises, the woman groaned
   out "braaaaaains" in an unearthly toll, and started turning toward the
   toothbrush.
   The middle manager realised it was going down, and themselves lurched
   out "braaaaaaaaaaaains" in an echoing monotone as they did another
   backflip.  They grazed the keg a little and water sloshed on the floor,
   singeing the butt of their slacks as it did.
   The computer showing the linux kernel source code got the message.
   Everyone was a zombie again, so it got up, and proffered itself to the
   teenage librarian traditional boy working hard on their community
   service hours.  "Madame, you are simply breathtaking tonight, would you
   bless me with a dance?" the computer sanguinely dropped on the
   traditional boy.
   I saw a movie a little like this recently!
   The toothbrush waddled up to the computer.
   "Computer, I am so scared of you, will you steal all my workers away?
   Will you take my private source code and use it to end my business?"
    The computer was busy slowly and closely dancing with the librarian
   kid on top of a huge stack of books.  Nothing seemed to exist but the
   moment between the two.
   The toothbrush became nervous and started reordering the middle
   manager's server logs.