A hacker ran fervently from a basement carrying a bag of chicken wings
   and a canned soda.
   A cyborg agent carrying a computer with a cable leading from its usb
   port to their brain ran after them.
   "Enl4rge ur p3ni5 in 0nly 1 wk!!!!" the cyborg agent begged of the
   hacker.
   "We're going to fix you!  I know exactly how to handle this!" the
   hacker said over their shoulder as they ran toward a friend's
   apartment.
   "Enl4rge ur p3ni5 in 0nly 1 wk .... !!!!!"