Hello!
   It is my turn to spam the list.  I guess?
   Fake cypherpunk walks up to mailing list.
   "I am a cypherpunk!  Here is a news article!  You're a fucking
   government agent!  The square root of PGP is RSA according to this
   wikipedia article!  Here is a project I made at [1]github.com!  Open
   source the hackers' private keys, goddamn those martians!"
   No offense meant to anybody who is either a cypherpunk, or pretending
   to be one.  I'm probably both of those myself, in some way or another.
   The next section is probably an attempt to make the list look like
   terrorism paired with an attempt to make things in community.  This is
   what most people are doing, right?
   ---
   I want to make my own time machine!  I understand most people have made
   one by now, but many other people still think they are impossible to
   build and those people are [crossed out: our slaves] [crossed out: in
   big trouble for how stupid they are] going to love it when we show them
   our awesome time machines.
   I've been classifying the responses of my millions of viewers using
   hive-cote 2 and forecasting them using fbprophet and I'm just about
   ready to backsolve in order to control their every move, but I know
   that when I do it will raise flags with everyone else's time machines
   when my new timeline doesn't include their machines any more.
   I was thinking, in the next upcoming time war, we could tie the
   timelines into a shape that says "please help me i'm trapped in the
   hyperefficient marketing algorithm my boss made out of my body" but I
   dunno, what do you think?
   _joking_  _joking_  I have no idea what i'm talking about, I just tried
   to write some software a little and a professor showed up in a phone
   booth, talking backwards about how I should stay off facebook or I
   might turn into a canine.

References

   1. http://github.com/