"Why are you yodeling?" a brick next to a sewer grate asked the
   pedestrian?
   "Why are you hiding in the sewers and how the heck did you get down
   there?" the pedestrian asked, bending down.  "I'm trying to say hi to
   the [1]infura.io page.  Are they deaf or blind or anything?"
    The [2]infura.io page was talking to [3]amazon.com, which was a
   hundred times larger than them.
   "Amazon, do you ever imagine website visitors who aren't actually
   there?"
   "OH YES IT IS A DDOS ATTACK.  IT IS ALWAYS A DDOS ATTACK.  UPLOAD ALL
   YOUR MONEY TO [4]CLOUDFLARE.COM AND IT WILL RESOLVE."
   "Hmm ..." pensated [5]infura.io .
   The pedestrian tried to show this interaction to the voice coming to
   the sewer grate as if it made their situation obvious.

References

   1. http://infura.io/
   2. http://infura.io/
   3. http://amazon.com/
   4. http://CLOUDFLARE.COM/
   5. http://infura.io/