Okay: - remember to make it clearly fictional - it's fun to include the same people at least a little bit. -- Boss and Enslaved Peacenik walk into a surgery room. Somehow nobody notices them. Enslaved Peacenik: "The virus is somehow making surgeons implant microcircuitry in people's bodies?" Boss looks a little embarrassed. Boss: "Um, that's what the models say. I had to see for myself. Isn't the inside of the human body beautiful?" Enslaved Peacenik: "I ... I suppose it is. I hadn't though about it before." Boss: -- Barf! This is ridiculous! I'd rather write about war stimulation algorithm. -- War Stimulation Algorithm: "You thoughts don't fit within the models of warring states I have. Please think more aggressively." Enslaved Peacenik: "I really need to think my own