Everyone is casually filing out of the lecture room, when suddenly
   somebody says,
   "Sorry about that!  Traumatic triggers are hard!  The thing to remember
   is that all adaptive systems form choices based on their
   _environments_, their _experiences_, and their _priorities_.  It's not
   hard, you can simulate it and practice it, and then you quickly get
   meta-choices when someone notices your simulation which are totally
   analogous!  Hyperfeatures are exactly the same as normal parameters if
   you form the right complexity weights!"
   Somebody else chimes in, "but obviously don't simulate that in this
   building yet without a lot of carefulness, unless you like vomiting out
   your coworker's lungs while they talk to you."
   --
   I posted another thread involving peace pagoda and a curious worker,
   before these three posts.  It was titled something like "[ot] [spam]
   [wrong] crazy rambling" and also had a cool bit about chatting while
   jogging around a table while a biosurgery borg robot persistently
   follows.