Person a walks up to person b.
   B: "Let's lock our doors!  Take down the surveillance state!"
   A: [looks around furtively] "Omigod!"
   B: "What are you, some kind of narc?  Come on, everyone is locking
   their doors!"
   A: "Are you a plant?  Am I in danger?  I don't want to get hurt.  Is it
   safer to break the law or obey it here?"
   B: "Laws telling you not to lock your doors are the man breathing down
   your ass.  Get up and stop milking your own sorry death!"
   A: "Omigod!  Are there such laws as that?  I never thought about
   whether I might get imprisoned for locking my door!"
   B: "Totally.  There's worse stuff than that, too.  Why, the national
   spy agencies are taking 80%[number made up for impact] of your taxes
   and mostly spend their time actively trying to make people helpless."
   A: "Omigod!  I don't want to be made helpless fighting these people!"
   B: "The only solution is rip your chains off, throw it down, and
   fight!"
   A: "Are you going to hurt me?  What I do to fight?  Can you rescue me
   if I'm in trouble with these people?  Can they rescue me if I'm in
   trouble with you?"
   B: "I've already told you how to be rescued.  Stop being a sheep and
   bite the forces of oppression."
   A: "I'm ready!  I'm scared!  I'm bite the forces of oppression until
   you go away!"
   B: "Good."
   B: "Me and A are going to bite the forces of oppression.  Who's with
   us?"
   C: "A is my friend, and I oppose the government, but not violently,
   because I have a federal agent friend who follows me everywhere ever
   since I attended a rally.   What do you have to say to my federal agent
   friend?"
    B: "Your jerk friend better quit their job and take down the state!
   You're an agent yourself, I bet!"
    C: "A is my friend.  Are they okay?"

   B: "I won't fall for your state-sponsored deception!"
    D: "So, how are things going?  And what's your name?"
    C: "D is a friend who follows me everywhere."
    A: "Creepy!  Do they ever hurt you?"
    B: "I don't need to give idiots like you my name.  Did you know that
   state-sponsored spy agencies take 80% [number fabricated for impact] of
   your taxes?"
    C: "Well, no not directly and physically, but I've been pretty
   stressed out being followed everywhere."
    D: [turns to A] "And you?  What's your name?"
    A: "My name is A and B is asking me to fight the state and I just
   don't want to get hurt!"
    C: "I mean honestly the state is not always that amazing.  Many see
   voting as fighting the state."
    B: "Voting is a trick designed to keep you from ever accomplishing
   anything!  Burn down the voting booths!"
    D: "And your name is B, is it?"
    B: "My name is C.  That's B." [points to C]
   C: "He knows I'm C, he follows me everywhere
   D: "Oh, B and I are good friends, I was just putting on a show for you
   all."
    A: "Where is normality?  Where is normality?"