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   Friendly neighbor walks up to curious neighbor.
   Friendly: "Howdy-do, curious neighbor!"
   Curious: "Howdy-do, friendly!  Hey, do you know anything about
   automatic brainwashing?"
   Friendly: "No.  Do you mean the crazy kind or the terrifying kind?"
    Friendly began walking away.
   Curious: "The interesting kind!"
    Friendly: "Interesting?  Can I brainwash my dog to stop chewing my
   shoes?"
    Curious: "I dunno!  Doesn't it seem cool to find out?"
    Friendly: "Uhhhh ... I suppose?  Have you been researching these
   things?"
    Friendly decides it's the crazy kind but is a little scared.