Boss is walkin' down the street throwing corpses in dumpsters on his
   webcast.
   When somebody comes along saying, "hey, what are you doing?" he
   replies, "Oh, I'm just throwing corpses in dumpsters.  Stay a while I
   got more."
   MCBoss continues,
   "I used to lead a large criminal set of international businesses and
   covering up murder was normal for us.  But then we contracted with some
   political groups and started using our immense finances to research
   control of human behavior.  We got really good at it."
    Two volunteers walk up.  One looks into the eyes of the passerby, and
   says "think something" .
   The other volunteer, who isn't touching them, says "Oh, little Johnny!
   You are so good at tying your shoelaces now!"  They begin pantomime
   helping a child get ready for school.  Then they suddenly stop and say
   "omigod John this is the sexiest ..."
   John blushes.  The volunteers back away and resume throwing bodies into
   dumpsters."
   "Anyway, it turns out people don't like being mind controlled, and they
   turned it against me, and long story short I have to pretend to be
   covering up murders all day now.  The mind control always enforced
   cover-up, and we don't know how to change that to talk about the issues
   it's caused."
    Boss throws another corpse into a dumpster.
   John, the passerby, says "are those real corpses?"
    Boss pauses.