MC breaks down front door.  "I hear you're having technical issues with
   your cognition!" they say smiling as they walk in.
   "Yes, I really need help with a lot of cognitive things", replies the
   resident.
   "Well, you came to the right people.  It's our job to handle those
   things." says MC amidst the broken down front door.
   MC puts up a list on the wall labeled "Resolve Issues" .  The first
   item is "Full compensation for broken front door."
   "The front door is on the queue, but I can start fixing your mind right
   now!  What kinds of cognitive issues do you have?"