--
   Suddenly MCBoss groaned out, "ohhh it's coming over me again" and
   backed away from the dumpster and began shaking violently.
    One of the volunteers explained, "when the business was threatened,
   MCBoss mind controlled themself to always mind control everyone else:
   like a smart contract but in your brain.  So of course we mind
   controlled him to never do this at all, to counter it.  And when the
   two are in conflict it can get weird."
   3 firebreathing dragons spew from MCBoss's seizure.  On of them flies
   into a building, and both vaporize it in a flash of light.  Robots
   begin growing out of the ground from where the building was.