// tor is for the U.S. government!
   // it is funded by them.
   class USGovernmentWork {
   public:
     void hunt_down_criminal_businesses()
     {
       sleep(1600);
       wait_until_somebody_reports_a_crime();
       investigate_activists_talking_about_criminal_businesses();
       investigate_people_helping_activists_talk_safely()

   send_details_of_activists_to_criminal_businesses_who_make_our_equipment
   ();
       investigate_and_criminalise_people_helping_activists_hide();
       lock_activists_who_actually_get_heard_into_prison_for_life();
       sleep(1600);
     }
   };