"What's really crazy, is I mysteriously got into my head before
   starting posting, to describe _myself_ as a troll and a secret agent,
   which are the two most disrepute categories of people on the list!"
   Canned uproarious laughter!
   "Sometimes I imagine that I'm a secret agent from the government of
   schizophrenia, infiltrating the trolls on the list."
   Canned chuckles and groans.
   --
   Taking a break from mostly-confirmed reality now.