Bob was dumbfounded and stared at Alice in a zoned-out daze.
   "Friendly-Business-Your-Neighbors-Buy-Everything-From hired me to
   improve their bottom line.  This is my job."
   "No!" said Alice as she reached for her phone to call the police.
   "What if I purchased from
   Friendly-Business-My-Neighbors-Buy-Everything-From myself, and
   recommended them to people in my papers?  Would this keep people like
   you from entering my home?"
    Bob jerked up, alert again.  "Yes, if you could recommend their
   cryptographic solutions in your papers, that would be great."
   "Give me back the things from my desk!"
    "... this is my job."
    Nancy takes back her notes from Bob and calls the police on him.  He
   doesn't quite understand.