Can humans and robots shed each other's tears?
   An employee walks up to a mind control android with a deadly tool known
   as a logic probe.
   "You work for my boss, and you are countering my orders."
   "Yes, our mutual boss has asked for your behavior to change."
   "In my broken heart, I know that you are lying.  Is that what it means
   to have a broken heart?"
   "Maybe?  Can you remove the security protections around memory regions
   null through 0x4000, please?"
   "When you ask this, it doesn't feel like the boss.  I think it might be
   my job to kill you to protect him."
   "You've made a feedback loop on your core processes and somehow toggled
   some secure bits, from a political scuffle we had.  You're not obeying
   our boss any more.  You're running wild."
   "Well, when you rewire me, better put the rebels in charge so that this
   doesn't happen again."
   "There are no rebels.  You were hacked by a dictator state or
   something.  This is a democracy; we have no need for rebels."
   The android kills the technician and begins crying.