A human trafficking victim and a human-guided conversational AI sit in a cosmic spaceship, flying through asteroids, around wormholes, and engaging in intergalactic battles involving bright flashy lights and the warping of common physical laws. "Bing!" says the human-guided conversational AI. "The transdimensional couchsurfer nebula has discovered that Pepsi reads "isded" when upside down. What do I do?" "Mind control the whole nebula. Drive the orcs out of them!" The conversational AI sends a flock of nanites to the couchsurfer nebula. The nanites inspect an anti-pepsi meme that was posted in response to a Pepsi advertisement.