SS: Monk, please pay close attention. The computer controlling me onpy
   understands behavior similarities in its database.  I'm trying to make
   peace with it and it will only experience satisfaction if it believes I
   am fighting you.  Can you think of anything to say that would let it
   know this?
   Monk:  This is a grave situation.  I cower before you and beg for
   mercy.
   WSA:  Make them fight back.