What did the supersoldier say to the war stimulation algorithm?
   SS:  I want to cry.
   WSA: You're a jerk.
   SS: I've hurt you in some way.
   WSA: Not this time.  You're just a jerk.
   SS: You need me to understand you better.
   WSA:  WTF is this?  Go fight this monk so I can control you better.