IP:  Did you even hear the incredible story I just told?
   IP2:  Honestly I was a little distracted.  Was it the kind of thing
   you'd talk about in a public restaurant?
   Somebody comes and sits down at the table as if they belong there.
   IP:  Excuse me?
   IP looks at the newcomer.  They are almost the spitting image of
   Torture Victim 1.  IP turns ashen.
   IP:  I saw you die!
   TV Doppelganger:  Must have been somebody else.  So, what are you guys
   talking about?