IP:  I'm just a hacker!  I don't have a military bunker for foreign
   agents to hide in!
   TVD:  You bust firewalls covertly as an offhand thing and you expect me
   to believe you had no way to prevent this?
   IP:  I barely know what's going on here!  I'm don't bust firewalls for
   a living, I just write computer code.
   TVD:  Seriously?  I came all the way out here for this?
   IP:  Firewalls are easy to bust for people experienced with computer
   code.  Teenagers do it, all the time.
   TVD:  Huh.
   TVD leaves the bathroom.  IP is shaken up.