TV:  They key here is to kill me, after you learn that I am controlling
   and revealing you.
   IP:  I don't kill people.  Have you heard of common sense?
   TV:  If you don't kill me, I will take your identity and leave you
   penniless and drugged in the streets.  It is all I know how to do to
   survive.
   IP:  You are hilarious!  Here, let me take you to this restaurant.
   Have you heard of public-key cryptography?
   TV:  Do you have any powerful friends we could invite to join us at the
   restaurant?  Maybe somebody who tends to secretly record people and
   share it?
   Later ...
   TV is drunk and passionately fighting a granite bust in IP's
   apartment.  ...