Its embarrassing to be another professor from Au following on from the
   likes of Assmange and Pastor Craig.
   My butt is turning rosy as we speak.
   In my defense I wasn't aware of those two back then and they've since
   exposed themselves as rolled-gold-frauds
   anyway. So... pibs wasser under the bridge.
   I named myself after " Doctor Rat ' which was a book by Kotzwinkle.
   " Matt Taylor " is like my slave name.
   If you don't like it - tough tittie.
   Sayonara globocop.