Awww, mamma's come to complain to da principal and US Navy Aircraft
   Supercarrier Captain Brett "poudy lil bitch" Crazier, may well be
   reinstated.
   But he gud poudy lil bitch 'cause he only think of dey crew and "dey
   gonna die from dey sniffles" see?
   So momma want put he back on dey ship yo?
   Sheeeit!
      Holy Heck: Navy Wants Whining Faggot Who Went Hysterical Reinstated
   as Ship Captain

   http://dstormer6em3i4km.onion/holy-heck-navy-wants-whining-faggot-who-w
   ent-hysterical-reinstated-as-ship-captain/
          ..
   https://thehill.com/policy/defense/navy/494679-pentagon-leaders-at-impa
   sse-about-reinstating-capt-brett-crozier
          Top Pentagon officials have reached an impasse about whether or
   not to reinstate Capt. Brett Crozier, the former commander of the USS
   Theodore Roosevelt, after the nation’s top military officer called for
   a deeper probe into the events leading up to his removal, according to
   Politico.
          ..
   He probe will fix dis, say mamma.
   In other news, Anglin finally figured out dey coronahoaxus be big bad
   opportunity :D
   He slow on dey uptake, see?
      The Coronavirus Hoax Gives Us an Opportunity to Rally the People
   Around Nationalism

   http://dstormer6em3i4km.onion/the-coronavirus-hoax-may-give-us-the-abil
   ity-to-rally-the-people-around-nationalism/
          .. The coronavirus hoax is the biggest crime that has ever been
   committed. It is going to completely destroy the lives of hundreds of
   millions of people.
          However, we need to look at every crisis as an opportunity.
          ..
   Might be 6 weeks late on this one, "but better late than never"
   (TM)(C)(MUFFAS), to coin a totally new phrase that's totally never been
   used before. Like.
   Create yo world,
   On Sun, Apr 05, 2020 at 01:46:48PM +1000, Zig the N.g wrote:
   > Navy Captains shall not be pouty little bitches.
   >
   > That sentence should not need to be written.
   >
   > A captain who fails to take every opportunity in peace time, to train
   for actual war time, is negligent in his duty to his men.
   >
   > And one who sqwarks to the world, sqeaking for "rescue evac to save
   us from this annual Coronavirus flu and the sniffles we face", hiding
   behind "jus tryin ta save muh men," is, without doubt,  a  pouty
   little  bitch.
   >
   > Who could have predicted Trump supporting the sacking of such a
   "captain"?
   >
   >   Trump Says He Agrees With Decision to Remove Captain of Theodore
   Roosevelt Aircraft Carrier
   >
   https://sputniknews.com/us/202004051078838332-trump-says-he-agrees-with
   -decision-to-remove-captain-of-theodore-roosevelt-aircraft-carrier/
   >
   >       WASHINGTON (Sputnik) - US President Donald Trump says he
   supports the decision to remove US aircraft carrier Theodore Roosevelt
   Captain Brett Crozier over the captain’s inappropriate email regarding
   the COVID-19 outbreak.
   >
   >           "Here we have one of the greatest ships in the world … with
   thousands and thousands of people and you had about 120 that were
   infected and I guess the captain stopped in Vietnam and people got off
   in Vietnam, perhaps you don’t do that in the middle of the pandemic",
   Trump said at the White House Coronavirus Task Force briefing on
   Saturday.
   >
   >       According to the president, the captain wrote a "5-page letter"
   that was "all over the place".
   >
   >           "They made their decision, I didn’t make the decision, the
   Secretary of Defence was involved and a lot of people were involved. I
   thought it was terrible what he did, to write a letter? This isn’t a
   class of literature", Trump told reporters.
   >
   >       ..
   >
   >
   >
   > In more serious news:
   >
   >   Everyone Jumps Off Bridge After New Government Order Telling
   Everyone To Jump Off Bridge
   >
   https://babylonbee.com/news/government-issues-new-directive-telling-eve
   ryone-to-jump-off-a-bridge
   >
   >   Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats'
   >
   https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-temporarily-changes-slogan-to-e
   at-fewer-bats
   >
   >   Teachers Urge Government To Reopen Schools Before Students Learn To
   Think For Themselves
   >
   https://babylonbee.com/news/teachers-warn-parents-arent-properly-equipp
   ed-to-indoctrinate-children
   >
   >   CNN Publishes Real News Story For April Fools' Day
   >
   https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-publishes-real-news-story-for-april-foo
   ls-day
   >
   >   Man Brilliantly Defuses Argument By Telling Wife To Calm Down
   >
   https://babylonbee.com/news/brilliant-man-defuses-argument-by-telling-w
   ife-to-calm-down
   >
   >
   >
   > > JLP - "Rebuilding the family by rebuilding the man."
   > > --
   > > 7 day challenge muffas :)
   > > Do not wake the snake for 7 days.