Hi, Georgi!  Hope you are very happy and healthy, my dear!  :)
   Let's provoke one of my dearest friends a little bit, putting him in
   bcc, hehehe...  ;)
   <[1]https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-microsoft-windows-jokes>
   <[2]https://worstjokesever.com/windows>
   Now I am a bit busy, but later I will get some very real Windows
   Stories with friends to make you smile.
   Hey, did you watch the Netflix doc "Inside Bill's Brain" <Decoding Bill
   Gates> ?
   Tender kisses and hugs.  Take care and be well, sweetie.
   Ceci
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   Loving.  Caring.  Sharing.  Being Excellent To Each Other And To Our
   Hackerspace.  <3
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   "Don't let anyone rob you of your imagination, your creativity, or your
   curiosity.  It's your place in the world; it's your life.  Go on and do
   all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live."  -  Mae
   Jemison

References

   1. https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-microsoft-windows-jokes
   2. https://worstjokesever.com/windows