I thought I saw Jim this morning pushing a shopping cart full of cans
   bottles and a piles of junk he's been collecting because he might need
   it someday.
   Because Ilve in a town that doubles as an open air insane asylum I've
   known at least a dozen people who collect the mailing labels, just the
   mailing labels, from magazines and junk mail they find laying around
   and put them in little plastic bags. When the bag is full they start
   another bag. They all claim the government stole their identity and
   it's encoded in the tracking codes on the labels. It's an important
   thing to do according to them.
   That's you in a year or two unless you get help Jim;
   Rr
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