Arnold Schwarzenegger > ZenNazi  (aka "Zenaan Harkness" and some other
   ugly bad words)
   It's bigger in all possible senses, it's obvious:
   *  AS is just a man.  ZH is a bald skinny and hysterical chick.
   *  AS knows he is hetero.  ZH is a coward, still hidden in the closet.
   It's OK to be gay, ZenNazi, don't be afraid to follow your desires and
   be happy.
   *  AS has a bigger name than ZH.  Probably all the rest, including the
   part behind their legs, is much bigger too.
   *  AS is tenderly called "Schwa-chan" in Japan.  Japanese people don't
   know who is ZH.  They are luckier than us!  ;P
   I am feeling too lazy to finish the whole list, but just for future
   references, let me remember you, ZenNazi:
   *  John Newman > ZH
   ...and always will be.
   *  Rr too!  ;)