On 02/01/2017 01:22 AM, Ben Tasker wrote:

   Given that the per-capita rate of crimes the US counts as "Violent
   Crimes" are an absolute shitload lower in the UK, I'm more than happy
   not to own a handgun in exchange. Given the huge variance between what
   the US and UK classify as a "Violent crime" the categorical numbers
   can't be compared directly. If someone breaks into my house overnight,
   the probability of them having a firearm is incredibly low, so I've got
   the option to go downstairs and lamp them with whatever's at hand
   without worrying about getting shot the second I appear on the stairs.

   I LOVE IT when gun nuts talk about their little metal peckers in
   public.
   Why?
   I make a note of exactly who they are and put them on my 'no mercy'
   mental list (and I have an excellent memory for faces)
   If I ever have an inkling I might be involved in an altercation with
   them they'll NEVER have time to grab their little dickie and the first
   of many things I break is their soft little dick-handing hand.
   #NaziPunch #ProTip / #SafetyFirst
   THINK before you punch! (and don't tuck your thumb either in K?)