On Mon, Jan 9, 2017 at 11:55 PM, juan <[1]juan.g71@gmail.com> wrote:

             Are you saying that politicians belong to a particular,
             distinct race? =P
             I'd say they belong to a non-human species, like, for
     instance,
             rats. Except rats are cuter and less harmful.

   ​Here, in Brazil, they say the same about lawyers...  Several years
   ago, the biggest School of Biology of my country made a prank, saying
   that they would use lawyers instead rats in their experiences because
   there are more lawyers than rats here and the researchers think rats
   are much cuter...  Ouch, it hurts!  (>_<)*

     > ​Well, I still prefer cats.  I can live with lots of cats without
     > becoming crazy, but I can't say the same about lawyers...  You
     know,
     > all the jokes about lawyers are not jokes, they are true!  :P​
             Ahaha! Yes, I was about to mention a couple of jokes about
             lawyers. You read my mind...

   ​Years ago, because one of my friends, a famous troll and lawyer  (no,
   the words are not synonyms!),  I made a ​bet with hundreds of people.
   Nobody told me a joke that I never had listen about lawyers and I won a
   dinner.  The guy is a real troll and took me to have a dinner with him
   in a pub where they had no soft drinks or juices and the menu just had
   meat sandwiches.  I did not eat anything and drunk only water the whole
   night, bwaaah!!!  :'(

References

   1. mailto:juan.g71@gmail.com