Oh man. That's a piece of great parody. Really great
   :D
   2016-08-16 18:34 GMT+03:00 Zenaan Harkness <[1]zen@freedbms.net>:
   >
   > On Tue, Aug 16, 2016 at 11:14:11AM -0400, John Newman wrote:
   > > On Tue, 2016-08-16 at 11:07 -0400, John Newman wrote:
   > >
   > > US drug laws, the ridiculous sentencing guidelines and mandatory
   > > > minimums, the blatantly racist enforcement (and extra-judicial
   > > > killings), and the resulting American gulag (highest per-capita
   > > > incarceration rate in the world) are just a little twist on
   slavery,
   > > > which "ended" during the Civil War....
   > > >
   > > > John
   > > >
   > > Hmm.. new mail client, mail sorted backwards, I just realized I
   > > responded to a thread from last year :) ... but the point
   stands,.heh..
   >
   > That's it son!
   >
   > You just keep on apologivin for steppin outside that there box now
   you
   > hear me?!
   >
   > Replyin to emails that's as topical as ever - but hell! They wuz a
   few,
   > months, old! That's just toooo much youse hear me boy!?!?
   >
   > Get back to your group think an comply now with our expectations of
   > normalizin behaviour now - or you WILL be considered ABnormal.
   >
   >   Take THAT, human plebe!!!
   >
   > <grumble grumble>Yung whippaschnappas, thinkin they can reply ta
   > emails from late last year - what's the dang world comin too?!?!
   > <wheeze>Now where's mah dang prozark!???

References

   1. mailto:zen@freedbms.net