[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

traffick boss is slightly worried that it might hurt to vaccuum his brain up
so he vacuums it very gently and slowly

he finds the most comfortable looking vacuum cleaner
and puts noise canceling headphones on to hide the noise

he takes his brain out of his head and smears it all over the floor
everywhere

then starts vacuuming.

he uses very small vacuum bags so it so slower and he is less likely to
notice.

when a tiny bag has some brain vacuumed into it he tosses it into the
incinerator, replaces it, and keeps vacuuming
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