[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

traffick boss and rebel worker get together to build [an outhouse?]
traffick boss: 'weha community abuilding odge
oops

traffick boss goes to icecream store.
he is tied into a knot. his limbs are spasming everywhere
traffick boss: "they're taking over the business! arm the nanite rays!
fire slaves everywhere!"
traffick boss punches himself by accident

government worker: "traffick boss, sit down here and have some icecream."
traffick boss: "it's rebel dignitary! try to kidnap them in a way that
looks respectful on camera!"
traffick boss: "icecream?"

government worker feeds icecream to traffick boss
traffick boss: "you have icecream!"

traffick boss eats and enjoys the icecream and stays at the icecream
parlor for a bit