Morning Spam

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

safety officer: "how can this possibly be your job to do?? who gave
you that "award"??"
[note: phrase, 'how can that possibly be what your job is' or similar]

danger & safety officer show paperwork:

> Office of Danger
> The Office of Danger and undersigned hereby formally commend Danger
> Officer for a job well done in the perfect execution of --