[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

On Sat, Feb 17, 2024 at 18:14 Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim &
Survivor of Many <gmkarl at gmail.com> wrote:

> exploits of torment, a superhero with the power of constantly being
> extremely harmed
> email 2 (feel free to make thread if continues)
>
> torment walks into a bank to withdraw $30
>
> torment looks at teller and his eyes get wide and terrified
> torment: “AUGH!!!!!”
> torment’s hand explodes
>
> teller: “AUGH!!!!”
>
> torment: “can i withdraw $30 from this account?”
>
> teller looks at torment
>

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so i was trying to use the WoT reward by playing their new mobile game, and
it has characters you choose from, but none of them are torment, so i
thought i’d just make a torment character myself

what kind of —

1817
email 3

torment is being lifted toward an ambulance by a bunch of 911 emts
the bank teller is being consoled by another 911 responder

torment: “i — AUGH!! — i’m just trying to withdraw $30 —!”

emt: “we’e going to help you. you’re going to be okay.”

a giant ball of strange energy begins hurtling from outside toward the
torment and the bank

torment [beginning to flail wildly]: “you — AUGH!!! — don’t understand this
is normal for m—“

the ball of strange energy breaks through a wall and detonates onto
torment’s good shoul—
1821

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