[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

tvda [in trance]: "ohhhh i am traffick boss. go, make my powerful empire!"

rebel worker: "you're not traffick boss."

tvda stares at rebel worker. tvda's trance is shaken.

tvda [half in trance, one eye a little more closed, another a little
more open]: "i am traffick boss! i will keelhaul you! go wipe the
ceilings with a robot!"

rebel worker [somewhat triggered, makes toward robot]: "i ... had to
get a robot anyway. tvda, you're not traffick boss!"

tvda looks at rebel worker as rebel worker picks up a cleaning robot
and lifts it onto their shoulders

rebel worker: "you're not!!!!"

maybe goes in morning spam. [this is the 'boss golem' story i think,
workers make boss keep happening]