[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

traffick boss has a go of spraying lava everywhere

the results are poor, similar to a small volcanic eruption, and require a
large convoy of backup equipment with its own power plant to follow him
around

he returns to the research lab

he is now a cybernetic experiment containing molten rock and doesn't have a
way to talk

computer screen: "speech prediction 70÷: the lava is okay but i want to
scream in sonic booms too"
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