[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

[censored: traffick boss grabs baby with baby carriage and jumps off
cliff. his goal: protect baby before hitting ground]

to not have traffick boss killing babies in this email, instead he
will be a monkey-babboon

he swings from branches and scratches his armpits

his eyes glow with an outerspace light. he spits and his spit
solidifies into a solid metal nugget in the air