[ot][spam][writing][crazy] Non-Canon Traffick Boss Spinoffs - The Reboot

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Dissociation and Traffick Boss  Adventure [now, see, story is twice as
big and fancy!]

Welcome to Dissociation.
This is a place you go whenever you think of Traffick Boss, whoever
that -- whoops.

Here, the world is full of terrifying things called "concepts" that chase
after you everywhere you go, trying to make your life miserable.

The only thing that keeps you going in the morning is your trusty pet.
The trusty pet follows you around, and hugging them helps you manage
the scary "concepts" and make it all better.

The trusty pet's name is "Traffick Boss".

[now continue ...?]