[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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it’s the swampship enterprise and colorful alerts are going off

tadpole: “orange alert! orange alert!”
squirrel: “maroon alert! maroon alert!”

a couple small insects with big legs are skittering around on the
surface of some water, avoiding frogs

small insect 1: “man all these alerts going off”
small insect 2: “are you rushing to your battlestation?”
small insect 1: “battlestation? what’s that?”